Thought of the day

I absolutely don't understand why North Eastern people say words like 'Path' and 'Bath' the correct Northern way. But when it comes to saying words like 'Master' and 'Plaster,' they say the incorrect Southern way.

It honestly confuses the bejeezus out of me. It's also pretty annoying when they tell me that I'm not Northern, because they'll regularly display more Southern properties than me.

Barstards. (See what I did there?)

Hope you're all listening to Seventh Wonder still.

Over and Out.