I felt kind of bad that I only really went to have a night out. I feel like it deserved more attention from me, like I should have stayed longer and seen more of it, Especially the Cathedral and Castle, they're mega impressive.
I reckon after Christmas I might actually just have a day trip there to see the sights, and not just get pissed.
Loveshack is boss though, If you're gonna get pissed, you should go there.
When I was in the editing room today at Uni, I started to play around 'Garage band' on the Macs. I'd seen it a few times, but had never actually given it a go, so I decided to have a play.
It's really cool. You can record loads of different tracks, and play a Midi Piano using the keyboard, so you can actually play in real time. It has ooooodles of different sounds as well, so you can create whole songs. Sweet as a Nut la.
So I started wondering if there's an alternative product for Windows that basically lets you do the same thing. Yeahhhh... There's not.
A lot of things claim to be exactly the same and stuff, but they're really, really not.
One programme that was recommended was something called Magix Music Maker. I'd already downloaded loads of free trials of other programmes, so I couldn't be arsed downloading another one.
I did a quick search for a tutorial video instead, and came across this absolute ballbag.
His name's Benjamin and he'll probably seduce your kids.
It's annoying that all these programmes basically work around pre made tracks... so you literally just put them in order and play them back... Where's the fun in that?
I like Macs, but they should get off their high horse and let Garageband work on Windows...Or for Windows to stop being rubbish and make a programme that is exactly the same. For creativity's sake.
Apparently they had one in the works, but for some reason, nothing ever came of it... Instead, Bill Gates, the King of the Nerds just wastes time hiring these absolute melvins to say that the new operating system 'Windows 7' was their idea.
No it wasn't you absolute jebends, you're actors... Not very good ones at that.
Nerdy people make me giggle. If they're not flying round a virtual world pretending to be a dragon or something, they're going to Presentations by Steve Jobs then cheering and laughing when he says words like "iPod" and "Phone."
Check out 2:30 onwards... That's when the audience really lose their minds and start to reach for their inhalers.
It makes me wonder if they would do the same if he was making a butty.
"Bread" *Woop*
"Butter" *Woop*
"Cheese!" *Woop*
He mentions that it's a revolutionary mobile phone, but honestly, I don't see how the Mobile can advance any further than it has done... They're mobile... and you can call your Mum on it.
What more can be done?
Tell ya what, Stevie boy. Stick a time machine and a toastie maker on it, and then I'll sit and watch your Presentation with the same level excitement as the fellas in the video.
For the iPhone, there's an advert that states that you can get an application that can help you learn the Alphabet. Now, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't know the Alphabet, the chances of you being able to use an iPhone are slim to none. Am I Right?
The only people who are in the position to need to learn the Alphabet are little kids between the age of about 2 and 3... and if they actually own an iPhone... Well, that's just bad parenting on the part of... Well, their Parents... Believe it or not.
In other news, we finally finished our film for our Uni production... We had some serious problems, and needed to refilm, so guess who stepped up to the plate... Yup! Li'l ol' me.
I don't like acting... If you could call it that.
That is all.
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